Dear _________ ,
I wish you were cooler or I was more lame. Either way, I don't
see this going anywhere. Better XXXX luck next time, huh?
This card will help you dump a lover, your dentist, or any crappy friends you need to unload. It's the ultimate break-up card. It's clean and clear. And after, there should be no confusion about how you feel. You're just free of that lame-o!
PS: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards.
They've got pretty pictures hand-painted by Alisa on both sides, and the words are typewritten with her Smith-Carona: Bob